Set a fire to your hair Poke a stick at a grizzly bear Eat medicine that's out of date Use your private parts as piranha bait
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Get your toast out with a fork Do your own electrical work Teach yourself how to fly Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
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Invite a psycho killer inside Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride Take your helmet off in an outer space Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
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Keep a rattlesnake as a pet Sell both your kidneys on the Internet Eat a tube of superglue I wonder what's this red button do?
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Dress up like a moose during hunting season Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason Stand on the edge of a train station platform Drive around boomgates at a level crossing Run across the tracks between the platforms They may not rhyme, but they're quite possibly…
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